Just finished a rough Draft on "Christ Second Coming II: Jesus and Jake discuss slurpees and seahawks"

here is a clip from said poem:

These conversations soon morphed into light hearted arguements about which slurpee flavour was the best
which then morphed into matching slurpee flavours to historical figures and celebrities
We decided that Wilfred Bremly was vanilla coke and Atila the Hun was Sprite Remix
the person we had the most trouble in matching was Martin Van Buren
In the end it proved to be an impossible task
While he was one of the more boring presidents
he had some badass sideburns
so we couldn't decide between Memphis Melon on one hand or plain old Coke on the other

I'm pretty stoked about how my trilogy is going.